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Mr. Darvish, Yu Red My Mind

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Robbie Looks So Sexy He Should Be Called X-Ray

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K-naldo Lopez

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Dodgers Spend Opening Day Circling The Diamond(backs)

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Contenders Shop At Pretenders Like A Back-To-School Sale

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